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We took the liberty of qouting article(s) from "the Free Amsterdam Guide" a free guide from the Boom Chicago Comedy Show and a brochure from the Amsterdam Police Force… |
Life in Amsterdam
It's hard to say exactly why life
in Amsterdam is so great. Yes, we've got museums, cafe's and culture. Yes
the canals are beautiful. Yes, the Pubs, cafe's, restaurants, nightlife,
bars, and coffee shops keep the place fun and exiting. But there's
something else right about this city, and it's harder to put your finger
on it. It's certainly one part "gezellig" (see below), but a recent survey
offers additional insights.
Representatives from eight (European)
countries were asked questions about pleasure and guilt they felt from
eating, shopping, sex, drugs, listening to music, goofing off, and similar
things. Guess what: it turns out the Dutch enjoy life most and feel the
least guilty about its pleasures !
Compare the Dutch to other
nationalities: Germans, living up to their stereotypes, took the least
pleasure in life, yet felt the most guilty about it. The English made a
respectable showing somewhere in the middle, with both pleasure and
guilt.
Combine Holland's psychological mind set with Amsterdam's
historical "landmarks", modern attractions and technology infrastructure
and it might just explain why this city is so wonderful.
Yes, Amsterdam
is a city with sex and drugs and rock'n roll…, but that view is very
shallow and incomplete. The availability of sex and (soft)drugs (and also
Dutch successes with race relations, urban sprawl and poverty) are
actually end-products of careful planning. In Amsterdam (and actually all
of Holland) solutions to major issues are researched, debated and
implemented. Politicians do not fear difficult issues and progressive
projects proceed without worry.
Amsterdam is a success ! This city is a
beautiful collection of small shops, cafe's restaurants, museums and
culture, best explored on foot or by bike, tram or boat.
Holland's
capital is basically safe and has no slums. People here worry more about
pick pocketing and bike theft than murder and guns. Even the "bad part of
town" in the far south-east, the "Bijlmer" (BILE.mer) is a vibrant, green
architecturally interesting place with little street crime.
There is
more here then the traditional stereotypes, good and bad...
We
celebrate the city's exciting face without shying away from it's darker
side. Although we like tulips, we're not stuffy guidebook writers who
think a good time is watching them grow...
What on earth is "gezellig" ?...
"Gezellig"
(he.ZEL.ick, but really with two Klingon "g" sounds) is big reason why
Amsterdam is so great, and it's the key to the Dutch psyche.
A
"gezellig" environment is one that allows good times to happen. It's
almost like a vibe. And it's contagious. A "gezellig" place is cozy
inviting and full of "gezellig" things that make it so "gezellig". A two
hour leisurely meal with friends would be quite "gezellig". Eating a Big
Mac on your lap in the car would not...
The Dutch love "gezellig" times
and places so much that their society is geared towards it. When you find
yourself ignored and frustrated in a store, appreciate how "gezellig" it
must be to work there...
The Dutch fanaticism on this subject is
largely responsible for our incredible quality of life here in Amsterdam,
but sometimes "gezellig" is just a euphemism for slow or old...
Money changing do's & don'ts
Don't be fooled by
the great price at which a place sells foreign currency. The price at
which they buy currency will be much lower. Whatever you do, avoid
"Chequepoint". They have among the worst exchange rates in Town.
All
tough that little voice inside you tells you not to change your money at
the train station, that's actually the best place to do it. The "GWK" Bank
at Central Station has the lowest commissions and they're open 24 hours a
day.
In Amsterdam (and in the rest of Netherlands) we use the Euro
currency. There are 8 coins; 1, 2 and 5 cent, 10, 20 and 50 cent, 1 and 2
Euro coins. Then there are the bills; 5, 10, 20 and 50 Euro, 100, 200 and
500 Euro notes... Not many places will accept the 500 Euro note
however.
It always cost money to get foreign cash. Since credit cards
don't exactly change money, they can be a good way to pay (high interest
rates on your unpaid balance notwithstanding).
However, credit cards
are extremely unpopular in Amstrerdam and the rest of the Netherlands.
Unfortunately for merchants, the cards charge them up to 5% on every
purchase, which explains why some places won't accept them or 'up' their
rates enormously....
This means that every store displaying a sign "We
prefer Visa" is definitely lying...
The Police Amsterdam welcomes you; do's & don'ts (from
their own brochure)
Note: This info is not a promotion of any of the
things mentioned below, Amsterdam Police Force
Amsterdam is a
beautiful and free city. But not everything is allowed, there are rules.
The Red Light District is one of the oldest parts of town which offers you
a variety of entertainment and culture. It's also a place where many
families live with their children, who care a lot for their peace and
privacy. So please respect their neighbourhood. This info is meant to make
your visit a safe and happy one, it also explains some of the tourist
traps, but most of all it's meant to keep the peace in this wonderful
city.
1) Normal behaviour
Too much alcohol often causes
irresponsible and childish behaviour. Undressing in public, jumping in
canals etc. etc. Please don't make a fool of yourself. People who live
here do not appreciate any of this. Have fun, but show some
respect.
2) Screaming and shouting
Especially in the
evenings and at night, it causes great disturbance to the people who live
here and who are sleeping and have to get up early. Sing along in Pubs,
have fun, but please be quiet on the streets.
3) Urinating in
public
Dirty habit, always commited by MEN. If you are caught, the
fine will be at least 50 Euro, to be paid immediately at the Police
station(s). Don't ruin our houses or monuments. You can either go in one
of the Bars and tip the bartender, for using the toilet or use one of the
public toilets. You can also go to the Police station(s).
4)
Alcohol use on the streets
Drink your beer(s) inside the bars or on
the terraces. When you are too drunk on the streets it can get you in
trouble in two ways: Either you can get arrested by us or worse; you will
be an easy victim for the pickpockets or the robbers.
5)
Pickpocketing/robberies with violence
Both lousy crimes, but as in
most cities; it happens. Especially in crowded places, narrow alleys etc.
etc.. When you are a victim of these crimes or any other crime go to one
of the policestations. We can take the statement, cancel your
creditcard(s) and offer you other useful telephone numbers (Consulates
etc.). It's important to remember the spot of the crime and, if possible
give a description of the attacker(s).
6) Prostitution
If
you visit one of the women, we would like to remind you, they are not
always women… Don't take pictures of the women, it might get you into
trouble. Outside on the streets, don't shout or use bad language towards
these women. SHOW SOME RESPECT. In case you have any problem with a girl
or pimp, don't hesitate to ask a policeman/woman, we know why you're here
and you can hardly surprise us anymore ! 10 out of 10 speak
English…
7) Hard drugs
Cocain, Heroin, LSD, Ecstacy etc. are
strictly forbidden and ILLEGAL !!!!! Buying drugs on the streets is one of
the BIGGEST TOURIST TRAPS in Amsterdam. From the moment you arrive in
Amsterdam, people might offer you drugs. These drugs are always FAKE !
(washing powder, sugar, rat poison, vitamine C tablets etc. etc.) On top
of that you also may encounter violence. You may be forced to hand over
your wallet, as soon as you want to pay for the FAKE drugs. DON'T DO IT
!!!!! ( Arrantea Guest House is Smoke- AND Drugs- FREE !)
8) Soft
drugs
You can visit a coffeeshop to buy a small amount of softdrugs
for your OWN personal use. If you are under 18 years old, you are not
allowed to enter a coffeeshop or buy anything. When you feel sick after
smoking or eating space cake, drink lots of water with sugar, something
sweet will puut you right again. Don't use softdrugs in regular bars and
other places, not everybody likes the smell of a joint. Be very careful
mixing alcohol and the softdrugs.
9) Balletje balletje
game
In some parts of Amsterdam, people play the "balletje balletje
game". This game is played on the streets, on a small piece of carpet,
with a small paper ball and three matchboxes (or cups etc.). YOU WILL
NEVER WIN ! The man who plays the game , has two or three accomplices
around him, who win first, then of course it is your turn TO LOSE
!
10) Parking is not free
As soon as you (are able to) park
your car, you must pay. Not paying means you run the extremely high risk
of being wheel clamped or worse, your car being towed away. In both cases
it will costs you a LOT of money. Look at the parking ticket machines for
more specific information. A clamp costs you around 75 Euro, towing away
around 200 Euro. The best thing is to us public transportation which is
easy, less expensive then the ticket machines and more then
regular.
Hopefully you will have a pleasant and safe stay in
Amsterdam, if something happens please don't hesitate to ask us, we're
here to serve YOU and we are used to the weirdest things already. Another
useful address is "the Lost and Found Station" ; Stephensonstraat 18, near
the Amstelstation, phone nr. (020) 5593005. So have fun, and respect….
The VVV Tourist Office
Sure they would rather sell
you something than answer your questions, but the VVV Tourist Info is a
great information source that dwarfs other countries offerings.
The
most beautiful "VVV" is upstairs on track two in "Centraal Station" and
open the longest (usually 8am-8pm). The old one is still in front of the
station across the tram tracks. The other locations are: Leidseplein
(usually 9am-7pm), Stadionplein (in the South) and at the Airport.
Tipping - who and how much ?
Cafe or
Bar:
Traditional Dutch service is somewhat inattentive. Many
places, however, have begun to hire "friendlier" waiters and bartenders
and encourage "better" (and dare we say more American style....)
service.
Good service deserves a tip. Bad service deserves nothing.
It's best to give the tip directly to the server or bartender, instead of
leaving it on the table or bar. When they take your money things will go
more smoothly if you tell them the total you wish to pay (as in "make it
ten Euro" on your nine euro and 25 cents tab). Asking for a certain amount
of change (like "give me ten back") always seems to lead to
confusion.
Restaurant:
You don't have to tip 15-20%, but
should round up. If service was good, 5-10% paid directly to the waiter
(as in "make it 30 euro" on your 28,50 bill) is about right. Remember; IT
IS NOT NECESSARY !
By the way, the check will never arrive unless you
actually ask for it....
W.C.Lady:
The posted price or 50
cents. Leave something every time you go and feel free to ask for change
if there are no 10 or 20 cent coins on her plate. Alltough it seems odd to
pay for the toilet, observe (women especially) that Dutch toilets are well
stocked, clean and nice smelling.
Taxi:
" TCA " taxi
drivers, unlike entrapreneurs in other cities don't like to hustle for
fares. They line up at taxi stands and wait for you to come to them. Sure
they drive nice cars, but too many think they're doing you a favor by
letting you in their cab...
"TCA" sets their fares high and there's no
reason to tip more than just rounding up to the next euro unless you get
special treatement. Besides, many locals are still angry at "TCA" for
using strong-arm tactics to try and drive (much!) cheaper competitor "TAXI
DIREKT" out of business...
The shopping situation
Regular stores are usualy open
from 9:30am to 6:00pm and until 9:00pm on Thursdays.
Pricey, designer
shopping is clustered around the " P.C. Hoofdstraat " and casual clothes
and shoes shopping runs down the " Kalverstraat " and the " Leidsestraat
". The " Bijenkorf " on the " Dam " is the nicest department store in
Amsterdam and nearby " Magna Plaza " is an upscale urban mall open 7 day's
until 7:00pm.
One of Amsterdam's shopping highlights though are
markets. Check out the " Noordermarkt " (near the Anne Frank House,
mondays from 9am to 1pm) for a quirky selection of furniture, antiques,
clothes and old stuff....
The two biggest markets are the " Albert Cuyp
(KOPE) Market " and the " Waterlooplein Market ". Albert Cuyp street is a
real neighbourhood market with an electric mix of food, clothes and
houshold items. Waterlooplein specializes more in clothes, leather and
jewelry. Both are open Mon-Sat 9am-5pm. And alltough you would think that
stall owners would be capitalist entrepreneurs in the classic sense, do
not show up after 4:40pm....When these guys decide to pack up, you are
just in the way....

Hits since the 5th of July 2000:
Arrantea Guest
House B&B
Stoombootweg 11
1035 TS, Amsterdam,
NL - email ; stay@thegooses.com
phone: + 31 20 6316413
fax : + 31 20 4920720
mob.(sms) : + 31
653 208534
This smoke-free "home-away-from-home" is for those
travelers that don't want to be a tourist but a "Guest" !
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We take great pride in being a
drugs- and smoke-free establishment.
at
a rate of only € 30,= per ride.